its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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