There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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