Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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