we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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