Sponge bath it is.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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