wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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