We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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