I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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