We're facebook friends in real life
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just invented taco cereal.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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