I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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