Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was confusing and full of hummus
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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