Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you win again, gameday.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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