How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
