no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
