i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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