so let's talk penis.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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