How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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