Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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