You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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