you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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