Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
