belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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