belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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