Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Life is so much better after having sex.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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