Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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