Apparently you make a good broom.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
