Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
