Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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