That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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