quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i dont even know how to be here
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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