This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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