How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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