i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Four minutes until I can fart!
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Randomize
