Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I smell like Dick and happiness
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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