the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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