i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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