And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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