Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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