I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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