You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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