And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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