it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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