I wanna passion pit in your ass
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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