Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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