after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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