the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just google imaged poop.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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