I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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