I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
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