whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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