On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
this is an emotional support booty call
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
