Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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